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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Phil Wake said... ...code me up with your styles, I'll download any bloggable templates. Or better still... give me something to bowl at... Or maybe a leather ball to twat with me willow! Apologies for promises not held... Crop my crashing before it's too late, And post my poster to the Beamers... Customising my porting content ...straightforwardly and looking for a game Phil P.S. For A Cleaner And Better Blog Try http://beamers.blogspot.com/2005/06/whats-happened-to-old-blog-styles.html#comments well...

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Monday, June 27, 2005

News in from Musso that game at Benfield Valley on Sunday 2nd July cancelled. The week later's a scheduled week off in any event. Something to be said for having a quiet one this weekend then arranging something for the 10th?

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Sorry folks, not sure why but we have teccie issues on the blog....it should all work as before, just look different....Will restore your Daze One links et al just as soon as I can...

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Ham Hammered

In lieu of the scorebook, the tasty detail of the Ham feast goes something like this: Beamers Inns: Riggers: 24 Frank: 0 (2nd ball) Smithers: 60 (though out to Dob) (1 jug) Clive: 0 (to Dob) Chafey: 0 (6th ball, charging up the wicket and missing Dob, floundering back, bowled) Toungue: 44 (bowled) Cave: 38 (ct mid on) (90 run 6th wicket ptnership) Esso : a few n.o. Musso: 0, none faced dnb: Wayne & Marlon Beamers total : 204 declared Ham Inns: 80 odd all out!!! Just about everyone had a bowl, apart from Smithers of course, most worthy of mention 2 spells of bowling from the youth poilcy: Riggers ?overs, 5 for 4!! (1 jug) Other highlights: Smithers: 3 catches (jug awaited) Wayne's first wickets of the season (2) Esso, 3 wickets (I think?) Skipper's jugs: 1
Beamers' InnsHams'

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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Jim & Cath have baby girl!


I'm sure the great man will fill us in with the detail... all known so far is all's well with Ma, Pa and the six pounder. As fittingly as could be, on receipt of the news a delegation of Beamers hurriedly assembled at Terry Callier gig Thursday to toast the new arrival. Posted by Hello

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Sunday, June 19, 2005

Northants results

Smithy writes:
Saturday game Beamers 235 from 40 overs. Chafey 68(**) :-() Barney 67 Siddens 34 Smith 34 Southwick all out 142 Bowling figures not remembered - anyone fill in? Sunday Sixes Team A P P3 W2 L1 Teame B P P3 W2 L1  Posted by Hello
Beamers InnsSouthwicks

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Friday, June 17, 2005

Lord Chafey, or should I call you Grandpa Potts, you'll have to do better! Putting up smokescreens to deflect from the case against you is of course an age old tactic of an accused when he has no case to argue on the merits, but with charges of such gravity will simply not do... The case against you gets stronger by the minute. Whereas at the time the arrest warrants were being issued your contribution to the Chiggers' website was there for all to see in black and white (or at least a typically pansyish green and yellow) even as I compose this post it dissappears and is replaced by one purportedly from a true Chigwellian. The coincidence does not go unnoticed... If you can't answer the charges directly, may I suggest excercising your right to silence?

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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Kettle...pot...black

While we're on the subject of crimes against Beamerdom, J, here's the song I didn't perform at the cocktail party. To be sung to the tune of Jacques Brel's classic. Ne Me Quitte Pas - A Plea to Mr Cave when he next goes to France If you go away, for a 'oliday, down to Nice or Cannes, in your camper van, For a week or two, when ze skies are blue, to escape ze stress, with Em, Olly et Jess. If you go away, for a 'oliday, soak up lots of sun, have some Frenchy fun, but Don't take ze kit, don't forget ze kit, don't forget ze kit, don't forget ze kit! Hélas, c'est difficile, when ze kit's in Lille, you get some nasty knocks, batting wizout a box, No pads for goodness' sake, ze Beamers' legs might break, you cannot 'it a six, when your bat's in Biarritz. It's hard to play you see, when ze kit is in Paree. Ze stumps are eas'ly missed, when zey don't exist. So don't forget ze kit, don't forget ze kit, don't forget ze kit, don't forget ze kit! If you go away, even for one day, whezer near or far, in your Mini car, Have a little look, in ze bloody boot, if you see a bag, zat's bright red wiz some black, Wiz white stuff stickin' out, give someone a shout, it mustn't go away, in England it must stay. Please don't take ze kit, please don't take ze kit, don't forget ze kit, don't forget ze kit!

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Chafey

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Sunday, June 05, 2005


Notable is absence in book of record of total for PP innings. Was the tale of consecutive defeat all a horrible hallucination brought on by over-indulgence at communion at the Church of the Very High Beamers? Posted by Hello

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oh woe... Posted by Hello

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