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| Alan Stanley |
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| Environmentally friendly tall Ginger geezer with Lolluping
right hand medium pace action. Seen here in his youth, before
he lost his hair, got a beer belly and became a man. |
| alan_stanley@talk21.com |
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| Clive Attenborough |
| Preacher |
| Opening Left hand bat. The Preacher, AKA the only man who
could ever please us. Currently the holder of the Churney Moment
award on account of his unfeasibly small trousers. |
| c.attenborough@pop3.poptel.org.uk |
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| Dave Arthur |
| The Captain of Beamer-world |
| Right hand opening Bat and record holder.A Wordsmith, master
of the digital arts and RADA trained. He lives with Potter/artiste
Jane and together they enjoy romping in the countrytside with
puppies and cavorting with the Furry Box of support which Jane
won in 2000. |
| arthawk@mistral.co.uk |
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| Frank Rigby |
| Fixtures Secretary |
| God, Right hand Opening Bat. Purveyor of wisdom. Producer
of fine legspin offspring.Friend to the Welsh. |
| f.rigby1@ntlworld.com |
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| Richard Rigby |
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| Son of God, Right hand Opening Bat. Probably the finest legspin
bowler in the world. Young, keen as mustard. Tall beyond belief
and a budding rock star too. |
| frank@rigby42.fsnet.co.uk
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| Gordon Young |
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| Wizard of Croydon. Beguiling left arm medium pacer. Graet
Tours in 2000,2001,2002 have put Gordy firmly back on the map
as a lynch pin of the Beamer Attack. His batting remains awful,.... |
| gordon@gordony.force9.co.uk
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| Greg Flint |
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Right Hand bat. He now resides in his home country of Australian
where he is worshipped on account of his supernatural powers.
He married the lovely Sue.See the
pics here
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| Hugh Parrott |
| Poet |
| Bard with silver hair and flashing a right hand Bat he is
a force to be reckoned with both at the crease and ..er..elsewhere.
Married to Annie, together they camp it beautifully. Hugh is
the man behind the Poetry.
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| Phil Parrott |
| The second Parrot to join the Beamers. Phil's exotic plummage
does much to befuddle opposition batsman. A debutante in 2002
he has brought further strength and depth to the Beamers ability
to swing. Phil's solid and dependable, except when he's getting
carted all round the ground. |
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| Jim Davies |
| He's good, really good. So good that a few Beamers have wondered
what on earth he's doing playing for the team. Speculation is
rife, what keeps him here? Dave's Bum? Nicholl's hair? Jonner's
bowling in the nets? Whatever it is we don't care, we've got
hime, and we're gonna keep him. We hope...'nother beer Jim? |
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| Jim Kerr |
| Medium pace Rightarm bowler experiencing a renaissance as
a man of the bat. Currently a record holding Dot-man.Now reported
to be teaching Australians how to play Cricket. |
| lemonkerr@hotmail.com |
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| Jonathan Richards |
| Club Treasurer |
| The cat and Keeper of the Wickets, holder of a hundred catches
and more. Celebrating his 51st year this year. Jonners is is
partnered by the creative force of Toni and together they have
the lovely Merrida. |
| jontoni1@ntlworld.com |
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| Julian Walter |
| Chef |
| New boy in 2000, keen as mustard. Producer of very eggy Tortilla
and some even more eggy bowling. Having travelled to South america
he has chameleon like powers to emulate indiginous species of
the continent. Quite remarkable. He was recently nominated for
the TMS Tea lady of the year,
and came second to Kay from Northants somewhere. Julian is now
reputed to be a Peru international, although no evidence exists
to support this |
| jwalter@perubike.com |
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| Luke Langhan |
| Party animal, occassionally seen with his eyes open...but
not here. Luke 'Skywalker' has the force strong within him,
and they are often also interested in the contents of his blood.
He bowls a mean Lofty loopy left arm that befuddles batsmen.
He can bat too, but mostly chooses not to. |
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| Marlon Lowe |
| New in 2002 Marlon has made his mark on the Beamers already.
A strong whippy action he is admired by other Beamers for his
pace and accuracy. Rapidly gaining his place as 'overseas player
of some ability' he is a worthy replacement to Aussie Greg.
Amongst Beamer fans Marlon is reputed to be a contender for
'Beamer that looks best with his shirt off'. |
| Marlonlowe@hotmail.com |
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| Mark Renshaw |
| Right Arm opening bowler, a magnificent swinger he has made
the 'banana' ball his own. |
| Mark.Renshaw@bsuh.nhs.uk
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| Niall Chafey |
| Assistant Treasurer/Songwriter |
| Lord Chafey of Loxhore. Right arm Fast Bowler. Stylish with
the bat and always nicely turned out. Cambridge trained he knows
all the great show-tunes. Always available for a shower. |
| niallchafey@hotmail.com |
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| Pete Bailey |
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| Right-Hand Opening bat. A Centurian. Beguiling comedy leg-spinner.
A beamer Centurian Pete has a stylish and yet devilmay care
attitude as an opener. Quick Scoring and quicker witted. |
| patpatbaibai@aol.com |
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| Richard 'The tooth fairy' Tongue
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| Superstar |
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Richard is officially the Beamers youth policy. He's mean
with ball, getting swing, turn and bounce that can only be
explained by divine intervention. Is keen to impress with
bat but generally fails. Resorts to smashing his face in when
things go wrong.
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| Richard Mussett |
| Assistant Kitman |
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Opening Bowler, Right arm, fast, fiery and fearsome. Famed
for nights prowling the 'long grass' he can often be seen
stalking Dave 'tetherd goat' Arthur around Kemptown. Richard
himself has sired Katy, William and Robert with the help of
Mary.
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| richard.mussett@ntlworld.com |
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| Rob Benfield |
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The Beast. A Statesman of the club, a mighty swoosher of
the bat and a friend to elderly of Worthing.Right-hand Off
spinner of some achievement he has been known to 'pull back
the hood' on occasion.
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| Aressbee@btopenworld.com |
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| Rob Nicholls |
| Net organiser |
| Handsome, tall languid and often overboiled. A Right arm Swinger
and portentous Bat. A long partnership with the lovely Jill
has made Rob a father to Jem and the
recently arrived Rose. |
| r.nicholls@brighton.ac.uk
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| Rob Siddens |
| Secretary |
| Right Arm medium pacer with lofty action prone to a drubbing.
A prolific wicket-taker neverthe less. The Jonty Rhodes of The
BBCC indefatigable in the field. Rob is the Quizzo of the Beamers.
He is married to Dawn, Great great great great grand niece of
W.G.Grace, and together they are responsible for George and
Eve being on the planet. |
| r.siddens@virgin.net |
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| Simon Smith |
| Webmaster |
| Right Hander his approach is cavalier with the bat and laughable
with the ball. Noisy and generally a nuisance to the skipper
of the day. Recently married Nicky Barber daughter of Bob. See
the wedding pics |
| simon@bright-eye.co.uk |
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| Steve Esson |
| Consultant webmaster |
| Right arm Bowler, fast and often dangerous. Noted for taking
5 wickets in one over. Fearful problem with gas, rumoured to
contributing to global warming |
| SteveE@datent.com |
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| Wayne Wright |
| fast bowler |
| Right arm bowler, he is well endowed on the bottom front making
him a fearsome opponent. Married to Megan, Wayne is father of
Kwami and most recently Oni, whose ear is just featured here. |
| waynedwright@hotmail.com |
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